Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Man USA out of Europe!

I normally like to support British teams in Europe. If Liverpool don't win the CL again, I wouldn't be upset if Arsenal do. Unfortunately the other three English teams (Everton, Man Utd and Chelsea) are all hated rivals, which makes it harder to support them - and even funnier that the second have now tumbled out.

Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape mediocrity

Open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
Undeserving of sympathy

Because he's chewing gum, a little slow
Little skill, little show
Any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
Kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
But now we've gone and thrown it all away
Gaffa oooooh didn't mean to make you cry
If you're not here again this time tommorow
We'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
We have got yellow spines
And we're losing all the time
Goodbye everybody we've got to go
Got to leave and catch the plane because we're out
Gaffa oooohh our end it seems is nigh
It sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazier
Has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me

Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from his monstrosity

Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go
Van Nistlerooy he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistlerooy
He looks just like horse (like a horse), looks just like a horse (like a horse) looks just like a horse
Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse
Oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them

Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today
So you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
Ooohhhh ManU, its so funny ManU
You've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here
Nothing really matters, its just about cash nothing really matters its all about the money

Anyway the score goes...

(From BBC 606 messageboard)

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